Jay was the first love of Ess’s life. They met, interestingly enough, at the health center at college. Ess was having a hard time adjusting to college life, and decided to talk to a counselor halfway through freshman year. On her way out of the appointment, fist full of tissues and face puffy from crying, Jay approached her. Ess was a bit wary at first, but her tension eased as soon as he mentioned that he remembered her from the Biology class. He invited her to come back to his dorm room later that evening for drinks and a few bong rips. The proposition seemed especially interesting considering Ess had never smoked out of a bong before. Hell, she was trying to make friends, right?
What Happens on Spring Break NEEDS to stay on Spring Break.
Kay met Theo on spring break in Florida. They met at St. Pattys Day in a bar at Disney’s pleasure island. Kay later got kicked out of the park – but that is another story altogethr. Kay saw Theo dancing drunkenly to the Sublime cover band which was playing, and was immediately attracted to his free style, and the fact he did not give a shit of what people thought of him.
Theo bought Kay a drink, and they started to chat it up. Kay learned that Theo went to West Virginia, was working as an intern at Toyota, and was just as fun as Kay thought. As the night progressed, they drunkenly made out, danced like fools, and exchanged numbers. Kay thought nothing of it, and believed he would just forget her as spring break came to an end.
The Joys of (First Time) Sex.
Kay and Harry’s first time was after a night of drinking. It was the first time that they had met out at the bar, first time they had drank together, first time that Kay had gotten a ride home to Harry’s house. When they walked into the house, they did not see Harry’s roommate was on the balcony talking to his girlfriend. Harry and Kay started to make out on the couch. Harry pulled off Kay’s shirt, and they continued to hook up. As Kay started to unbutton Harry’s pants and slide them off, she heard Harry’s roommate move on the balcony and start to open the door. Kay was simply in her underwear, her clothes discarded on the floor next to Harry’s jacket and shirt. Kay jumped on the floor and covered herself, and Harry’s roommate just slipped by.
Kay’s Holiday Present.
It being Christmas and all I thought I would give the boys out there some good tips on how to treat a girl. If you follow these simple rules, they may find themselves having hot. crazy, loud, animalistic sex. 
Enjoy.
#1: Don’t expect ex girlfriends to be your friend, especially if you cheated on them.
#2: If a girl talks to you at a bar, she doesn’t wanna fuck you or even want a free beer. She may just want to get to know someone. And if you actually think she wants to fuck you just because she said hello – you are probably going to need more help than one beer.
#3: If you want a girl to get you off in the morning, wake her up gently, not with your dick in her ass.
#4: Be surprising once in a while, when you come home ravage your girl against a random wall. Sex only on the bed is not what every girl wants.
Good Things Cum in Threes
It was a Wednesday evening, and my primary gentleman Peter (Boy #1) was away on business in Boston. Time with Peter was always stimulating: whether fooling around or talking about any topic, he never ceased to entertain me. Of course Peter and I had enjoyed AMAZING sex the night before (late Tuesday), knowing that we weren’t going to see each other for a few days… he roughly tackled me onto the bed, and didn’t let me up until I had orgasmed multiple times, climaxing with him cuming inside of me.
Still reeling from Peter’s goodbye, I decided to call Mark (Boy #2) after work on Wednesday. Mark was a hottie baseball player with a body to die for. Of course he jumped at the chance to get together, and was over to my place within half an hour. We started on the couch where I discovered that he had a foot fetish as he sucked on my toes and used my feet to stimulate himself through his pants. Never having been with someone with a foot fetish, I was of course excited to explore the possibilities. We moved to the bedroom where I proceeded to give him an amazing blowjob. (Amusing side note: Kay called during our “session,” so I picked up the phone to let her know that I was currently occupied with a dick in my mouth. She hung up on me.). After working him to climax, Mark specifically asked for a facial, and I was happy to oblige. Afterwards, he took me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, and then retired for the evening on my request.
The Joys of (Twin Bed) Sex.
Kay had heard about Ken throughout college. He was one of her best friend’s friends from home, and thus whenever her friend talked about some story from when he was younger, Ken was always involved. Kay finally met Ken when she went with her friends to his college. The night of their arrival everyone started drinking, and Kay and Ken found themselves, after everyone had passed out alone. After the initial awkward making out, Kay decided she did not want to be just a one night stand, and stopped the kissing before moving forward. They slept together, all clothes on, and just kissed and had drunk speak. (drunk speak: (v) talking and attempting to get to know another person while inebriated).
The Joys of (Bathtub) Sex.
After Academy, Kay really did hook up without having sex. In her mind, the guy wanted to have sex, and she wanted to have sex, so why not? Therefore, the one and only time Kay hooked up with Sean she assumed he was on the same page. They knew each other from school, and Kay really liked how confident, but not overbearing he was. When Kay was out with her friends for her birthday, Sean asked if he could buy her a drink. Kay was already extremely drunk, but decided to let him anyway, hoping the drink would lead them to bed. (more…)
The Joys of (Pompous Asshole) Sex.
Kay met Academy while waiting for some military training to start. They were both assigned to the same working party, and had to spend time together for a week or so. At first Kay hated Academy, he was too cocky, talked down to other people who had to work with them, and did not really contribute to the group. Kay thought after the week was over she would never speak to Academy, but this was not the case. (more…)
The Joy of (Bitch) Sex.
Kay and Harry had just broken up, and Kay was heartbroken because the two years felt like a waste. Harry had not grown at all throughout the relationship, instead becoming more immature. It ended badly when he cheated on Kay. Nevertheless, Kay still had strong feeling for Harry, and this made it nearly impossible for her to move on.
After a night of drinking, Kay and Harry shared a cab. They lived very near each other, so in fact Kay decided this was an okay idea, since they were saving money. However, upon arriving at Harry’s house, Kay was asked to come inside and hang out. Knowing that this meant he was interested in hooking up, Kay acquiesced, and found herself kissing him in his kitchen. (more…)
The Path to Submission, Part 1
I couldn’t quite remember what had happened the night before, but I knew it was big. There was a pit in my stomach that wouldn’t go away, caused by a combination of hard liquor and an unsettled feeling that things would never be the same. The night started off much the same as any other at my small, liberal arts campus: Party in Hale 311! It was spring, so everyone was still trapped inside with an overly-developed case of both cabin and spring fever. The party that night (and most nights) was lubricated by cheap alcohol: Keystone and vodka swigged out of the mouth of a plastic bottle. (more…)
